or Half Retarded
or Holy Ridiculousness
These are just some of the nicknames I've come up with for HR--not Human Resources as they claim but Horribly Repulsive or Hairy Rears. The HR department has called me more times during my maternity leave than my boss has. One might think I was involved with some complicated scam to deprive the place of manhours by the way they track my moves and continually call with requests for more and more documentation. Perhaps they think I'm in cahoots with crooked doctors and medical billers and have pretended to have a baby just to collect my gloriuosly high salary while kicking back on the couch and eating bon-bons. It's the place's one failure--there is no humanity in human resources.
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